happypsyduckanon:

buttsbutts:

unsafe

secret dog

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel alone.

Robin Williams (via illluminera)

(Source: alecwiens)

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.
savingpltravers:

Their reactions are literally one of my favourite things about this movie.
phresh-fashion:

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okaywork:

when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class

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(Source: okaywork)

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here
awwww-cute:

The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street

dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

(Source: dicktho)

At a job interview

Employer: So, do you have any experience in sales?
Me: I once sold oregano to some middle schoolers who thought it was pot.

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts)


sexymphony