At a job interviewEmployer: So, do you have any experience in sales?
Me: I once sold oregano to some middle schoolers who thought it was pot.
So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
thug life? more like hug life. come here
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves